i can't stop laughing!! how long has this been on here! he needs to play this live. i'm crying~! don't make it stop!

what rap?! where?!
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...flutter by, butterfly...

im confused

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But you gotta play that music for who's listening
You got to have someone you wanna sing it to

hahahahah nice.

it was just added within the hours
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ryan adams and the cardinals: we aim to please.
professionalism is our number one middle name

you gotta spill, mitchy1


"I was just gonna hit him but I'm gonna kill him now"

Yeah! I was just gonna post this. Some hip-hop shit and a short country tune. Different music for each section.

.com muther fucker
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ryan adams and the cardinals: we aim to please.
professionalism is our number one middle name

DJ REGGIE! Man he is the shit!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I wish I had a little red box
To put my freinds in
Id take them out
And put them back in again

It IS pretty funny. Awwww shit!

HAHA! That was hilarious.

"dot com...what the fuck?"

-Andy
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"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."

"The day you are not serious about BTTF is a sign of the apocalypse approaching."-jacq

What am I listening to?
http://www.last.fm/user/Andyrooroo422x/

the music is cool but the rap on that pops up is just too funny. check it out!!!!

im headin there right now
oh this so just made my morning!!!


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But you gotta play that music for who's listening
You got to have someone you wanna sing it to

"that was Costner partna..."

-Andy
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"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."

"The day you are not serious about BTTF is a sign of the apocalypse approaching."-jacq

What am I listening to?
http://www.last.fm/user/Andyrooroo422x/

awwww shit,look how got a website! should i be laughing like this? ahahah i love it!!!!

kevin bacon was a duck?!?!?!?!





everyday is special - Ryan

he's alternative country but crappy hahahahhahaha
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ryan adams and the cardinals: we aim to please.
professionalism is our number one middle name

ok, im cryin from this now!!

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But you gotta play that music for who's listening
You got to have someone you wanna sing it to

gah its taking too freaking long to load on my lame ass computer
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...flutter by, butterfly...

oh my god. funniest fucking thing ive heard in a while. .com motherfucker! lol
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the river taste me

There are different ones on each screen...

Joel

Hahah, this made my day!

this website is updated by witches
my record went balter wood???
i just love ryan

drunk santa?
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ryan adams and the cardinals: we aim to please.
professionalism is our number one middle name

"KEVIN BACON, WHAT THE FUCK!!!!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!



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I know light energy transfer happens at a more effective rate when one is smiling.
I know ninjas can backflip and suspend on walls.
I know Cerebus.
I know a weird major 7th chord that uif you play it long enough sneakers melt.

haha I am listening to drunk santa right now.

-Andy
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"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."

"The day you are not serious about BTTF is a sign of the apocalypse approaching."-jacq

What am I listening to?
http://www.last.fm/user/Andyrooroo422x/

one and a half stars!!!

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But you gotta play that music for who's listening
You got to have someone you wanna sing it to

no way!!

this is too funny!!!

drop it like it's hawt, ryan!!!





everyday is special - Ryan

omg, ryan has so earned a new love from me!

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But you gotta play that music for who's listening
You got to have someone you wanna sing it to

edit
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ryan adams and the cardinals: we aim to please.
professionalism is our number one middle name

Drunk Santa starts after you click the control board. Otherwise, it's the .com rap.

It's awesome!!!

Joel

i feel your pain darth. i feel like the kid not invited to join the secret treehouse club
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...flutter by, butterfly...

so, whos gonna rip them off the site?
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ryan adams and the cardinals: we aim to please.
professionalism is our number one middle name

u so have to do the entire .com all over now!

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But you gotta play that music for who's listening
You got to have someone you wanna sing it to

make sure you type in the full url, don't skip the www.

http://www.ryan-adams.com/RyanAdams.html


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I know light energy transfer happens at a more effective rate when one is smiling.
I know ninjas can backflip and suspend on walls.
I know Cerebus.
I know a weird major 7th chord that uif you play it long enough sneakers melt.

wow..this is fucking priceless
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please do not let me go> wharfrat> backflip face mexi-melt face kick> trains

I'm not listening to Ryan rap at work, I'll get killed!
Jealous of those of you who can though


"I was just gonna hit him but I'm gonna kill him now"

He sounds like bad Beck.

dot com, mother fuckas...


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snowflake eating, she is mildly self-defeating, and the secrets that she's keeping they are really only dangerous to her

WWRD?

ok, im done with it now. that was GREAT!
roommate now things im completely crazy for laughin so hard

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But you gotta play that music for who's listening
You got to have someone you wanna sing it to

OH GOD!!! CANT STOP SMILING!! GOTTA LOVE IT!

The night time blooms, in the back of the room.

www.myspace.com/blatbb

kinda has a beastie boys feel to it
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ryan adams and the cardinals: we aim to please.
professionalism is our number one middle name

what's the song with the rooster?? lol i haven't been to the .com for ages!!

what a laugh!!




everyday is special - Ryan

I've got drunk Santa stuck in my head. What a way to start the day.

i cant get over the beastie boys-ish robot in the background going ".com mothafucka"
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the river taste me

someone's playing what sounds like a banjo on the country song. i wonder who it is. and if they'd pull it out at a gig.
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so, 3 songs on the .com now
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ryan adams and the cardinals: we aim to please.
professionalism is our number one middle name

kevin costner.com what the fuck!
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No one I think is in my tree

www.myspace.com/ajaymusik

Who is the female vocalist on Drunk Santa with Ryan?
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A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself. What one can be, one must be.
Abraham Maslow

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Country song is great!
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Yours,

Pushy Tramp (Male, Man, Not Female)

i just got to the witches part...

wha?
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snowflake eating, she is mildly self-defeating, and the secrets that she's keeping they are really only dangerous to her

WWRD?

so, when you click on the yellow buttons, you get a new song
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ryan adams and the cardinals: we aim to please.
professionalism is our number one middle name

darth, its just when u go onto the main pge, it automatically starts, and then the santa one is when u go into the teleport section

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But you gotta play that music for who's listening
You got to have someone you wanna sing it to

yea, go to the teleport section, then click on the yellow buttons above the red ones
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ryan adams and the cardinals: we aim to please.
professionalism is our number one middle name

no, u dont have to click on anything, it just comes up after it loads

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But you gotta play that music for who's listening
You got to have someone you wanna sing it to

goddamn that is fucking hilarious.

That made my day!

ok:

on main page, click the teleport section (santa song will start playing)
click on teleport section again
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ryan adams and the cardinals: we aim to please.
professionalism is our number one middle name

no, on the main page, stay there for the .com rap, thats the long one.
then when thats over, click on teleport, let it load, and u get the santa one

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But you gotta play that music for who's listening
You got to have someone you wanna sing it to

yes, then click the teleport section where you can see the pics etc.

country songs should start up
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ryan adams and the cardinals: we aim to please.
professionalism is our number one middle name

darth i see what you're saying...good catch. these are great too
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please do not let me go> wharfrat> backflip face mexi-melt face kick> trains

right, but u dont need to click anything imparticular once ur there, itll just start itself

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But you gotta play that music for who's listening
You got to have someone you wanna sing it to

its working! about bloody time!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
its AWESOME! i am so so happy!
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...flutter by, butterfly...

Jesus, there's about 9 country songs. Sweet.
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Yours,

Pushy Tramp (Male, Man, Not Female)

haha oh misery, enjoy ur lil heart out!

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But you gotta play that music for who's listening
You got to have someone you wanna sing it to

but the yellow buttons are other songs tooo

yes, but if you click on those yellow buttons, a new song starts
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ryan adams and the cardinals: we aim to please.
professionalism is our number one middle name

wat??? they are?

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But you gotta play that music for who's listening
You got to have someone you wanna sing it to

thats what i am trying to say
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ryan adams and the cardinals: we aim to please.
professionalism is our number one middle name

g-g-g-genius!
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...flutter by, butterfly...

dear burger king i've been drinking too much this week
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No one I think is in my tree

www.myspace.com/ajaymusik

So there's the rap, drunk santa and 10 country songs.
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Yours,

Pushy Tramp (Male, Man, Not Female)

oh lordy, i always wondered why those thing lit up before, OHHHH HOLY JEEZUZ!

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But you gotta play that music for who's listening
You got to have someone you wanna sing it to

Thanks Darth I didn't see there were more country songs. Thanks dude!

-Andy
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"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."

"The day you are not serious about BTTF is a sign of the apocalypse approaching."-jacq

What am I listening to?
http://www.last.fm/user/Andyrooroo422x/

an overview of songs:

on the main page, .com muther fucker starts
click on the teleport: drunk santa starts
click on the teleport again, 30 sec clips of hilarious country songs start. click on those yellow buttons for a new song.

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ryan adams and the cardinals: we aim to please.
professionalism is our number one middle name

yes darth, u got it hun!!!

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But you gotta play that music for who's listening
You got to have someone you wanna sing it to

Holy Shit - Its amazing!

LMAO. That's great... Can we expect a rap album to drop at some point.

10 country songs????




everyday is special - Ryan

Yes, 10 short 30sec country songs.
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Yours,

Pushy Tramp (Male, Man, Not Female)

yea, hilarious 30 sec clips of songs
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ryan adams and the cardinals: we aim to please.
professionalism is our number one middle name

Alternative Country but crappy!!!! LMFAO

all these drunken songs!!! and does one have rockets going off or somethin?!

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But you gotta play that music for who's listening
You got to have someone you wanna sing it to

sounds like the theme behind every song is about being drunk.

gotta wait til ryan gets on to ask him about this
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ryan adams and the cardinals: we aim to please.
professionalism is our number one middle name

Awesome!!!

Joel

He needs to rap about eggs. But not two or three eggs; just one egg.

In P e ctor e
cubarhodesvance.com
My recordings

and what's the hell is with the coaches whistle on everyone of those country tunes? Gold ..gold I tell ya!!

this is the funniest shizznoit, ive heard in th longsest...hahhahahahaha..ha
yeah muthafuckers!!
G-l-a to the d taht da new .com f-fa-finally came up fo me ya-yo-yezzy... sorry i got all up into da rappin...just me or how much does ry sound like adrock/mik-d of the beasties!! shit!

Can't stop refreshing the page and make it start again.
LOL, that's awesome!!!

well I hope it's there for a while. can't access the com from here. will later. when he put those there? last night?

its pretty new cos i went there earlier
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...flutter by, butterfly...

"and what's the hell is with the coaches whistle on everyone of those country tunes?"
the person adding the sound effects sure had a jolly old time


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...flutter by, butterfly...

Whos Anna?

haha.
ryan's been listening to too much Beck.
classic.
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Thats hilarious!
the dot com...wtf
kevin bacon...wtf

My favorite parts

KEVIN COSTNER DOT COM, WHAT THE FUCK!
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Yours,

Pushy Tramp (Male, Man, Not Female)

so badass!!!

www.myspace.com/lynn_loves_art

the witches bit is hilarious, oh the whole song is
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...flutter by, butterfly...

funniest thing i've ever ever heard

i think the fact that it is now HARVEST SEASON may factor into this.....

Is anyone getting down the lyrics? And what do you think the titles are for the country songs?

My suggestions:
1. I've Been Drinking Hard Again, Mary Ann
2. Dear Burger King
3. ???
4. Lord I Drink Too Much
5. Call Me Back
6. ???
7. I'm Drunk As Hell Again
8. Dear Officer David (?)
9. ???
10. Drunken And Held For Arson
11. Don't You Do It
12. I'm Alone And It's Over

i wanna see the ryan rap video! :)
@ --/--{

Someone rip them all! before it's too late

i am not finding other songs besides drunk santa

i am still not saavy with the big ass console thingy

well the first song you should hear is the rap. click on the teleporter and you get the drunk santa. and then the little wee yellow buttons above the pics each have a random country song.

shit i gotta go to bed, its 3:45 am, but ill take me ipod and listen contendly...

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...flutter by, butterfly...

if you click on the thing with the nyc skyline and weather thing...the yellow light/buttons above the buttons with icons ...took me a some time to figure out too.

they are hilarious.
~*~
"me, my thoughts are flower strewn"

The country songs are on the page with all the links to photos and such. The bottom of the three from the main page.

http://www.ryan-adams.com/teleport.html

The yellow buttons.

Joel

"We were wrecked, we were a wreck away from getting wrecked, but now you're dead." ~RA

dude

i wanna go party like that too

is no 3 'we were wrecked and now you're dead'???





everyday is special - Ryan

bwahahahha that was great and i love his witch's voice

bwahahahha that was great and i love his witch's voice

hahahahahahahahahahha omg this is so fucking great.

Holy shit! This is hilarious and genius! I love it! Someone needs to PLEASE hook up the "drunk santa" mp3.

I can't wait to have Mr. Vines hear them...TOO funny!



The physicist Werner Heisenberg declared that the universe is made of music, not of matter.

mr. vines is a lucky pumpkin.

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asterisks are like little fuck yous on the keyboard.

*pinches oxfords cheek*

that's too cute.



The physicist Werner Heisenberg declared that the universe is made of music, not of matter.

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!! BRILLIANT!



HE SOUNDS LIKE GREGG ALEXANDER FROM THE NEW RADICALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is anyone uploading these somewhere?

HOLY SHIT. PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE KNOWS HOW TO SAVE THESE TO MY COMPUTER?!

I'm not hearing the rap. Is anyone else?

"Cause I feel just like a map, without a single place to go of interest."

Have ya'll checked out the pics from the UK. Ryan at Stonehenge is great.

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To live is to fly
low and high
~TVZ

Somebody needs to stop me, cause I'm walking around going "DOT COM, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

holy. shit.

this is the best come-home-from-a-shitty-day-at-work present ever. ryan needs to have a secret show and play only these songs. all night.

STATEN ISLAND!!!

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http://www.myspace.com/alexandra_br

"she's angry like a child, but how sweet..."

oh my dear god. that is fucking hilarious. i love him.

For some reason I am not getting anything.

"And you can't see tomorrow with yesterday's eyes"

best song ever, seriously. Better than any other RA song.

i'm with alex on this one, we need a show exclusively devoted to ryan rap.

oh lord, i fell asleep listenin to these on my ipod. and im SURE my bf things im REALLY crazy for laughin so hard in bed, and prob thinks there is somethin mentally wrong with me now.

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But you gotta play that music for who's listening
You got to have someone you wanna sing it to

Holy shit! Just. awesome.


It's a fangirl thing, you wouldn't understand.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE RIP THESE! I NEED THIS RAP SONG!!!

They've been ripped. If you can't find a yousendit link that's not dead, I'll post one.

ah okay I just got here and haven't really looked. a YSI would be appreciated though! :)

Best ever... Thanks for that, Ryan!

ryans wide range of music is awesome.

i had one final kid to win over (shit, she likes rap).....played it for her and now she thinks ryan adams is "cool".

wolf
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tryin to find a peaceful song....

anyone have the country songs yousendit?



UPDATED BY WITHCES!!!

hahahaha..."meet me over on fourteen-thousand-eleventy street. Cause I been drinkin hard...ohh shit"

His voice on the country tunes sound like a really really fucked up Warren Zevon.

am i right?

"I saw a human pyramid once. It was totally unnecessary"-MH
"YosemiteSam- "what's a debacle?"
TequillaWorm- "It's what keeps a Dabelt together"

myspace.com/josephmccarter24

the rap...hmmmm...the country...lets put it this way, if he recorded an album like that, even a satirical one, i would absolutely die. i've always loved everything the man has done, but i love classic country. that sounded really fuckin good to me.

I don't know what this rap is, and I won't respond to it.

If anyone else did this (John Mayer, etc etc etc), I think multiple people on this board would have posted approximations of what pitchfork said.

don't be a sourpuss

Is it just me or does anyone else dance really awkwardly to "drunk santa"?

... but it's not a john mayer board...

did i miss that memo?
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snowflake eating, she is mildly self-defeating, and the secrets that she's keeping they are really only dangerous to her

WWRD?

The point was that people are being a bit sycophantic.
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"The cuffs will catch your tears and release them into the atmosphere;thus creating a rainbow of good jams." - George Washington

i know... i understand what you're saying, but still...
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snowflake eating, she is mildly self-defeating, and the secrets that she's keeping they are really only dangerous to her

WWRD?

however much i love the 'rap' and i must say it had me in stitches, how do you switch the damn thing off without disabling the sound on your computer?

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'Your passing is not what we mourn, but the world you left behind'

hahaha
hilarious.
robotrap.



Ink runs from the corners of my mouth.
There is no happiness like mine.
I have been eating poetry.

this is brilliant

omg, wolfscream, was thinking same thing -- must have the kids listen...it could seal the deal.







"p.p.s.
peace out. word.>darkstar>fuck you for dissing the Purp>fuckyousomemore>halloweenheadswin>eqyptology>one more seat for fans one less seat for rubberneckers>stella. " - Ryan

I would love to get these in a higher quality!

john mayer would never come up with anything this cool.

sorry, but his try would just end up sounding like some MAD TV parody bullshit.

One person's opinion - I must opine.