Ryan comments on Jossip regarding Jessica Joffe

Wonder if it's Ryan.
How sweet if it is... and evolved!

http://www.jossip.com/gossip/jessica-joffe/earn-your-double-rewards-points-with-jessica-joffe-20060802.php

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His grammar and spelling are too perfect.. it couldn't be him haha..
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"We were supposed to be the alt.country Nirvana. I guess I was supposed to hang myself with a banjo string."
-- Ryan Adams

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hahaha, his grammar and spelling are too perfect.
that was nice though

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But you gotta play that music for who's listening
You got to have someone you wanna sing it to

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ryan on at almost 6am??????????
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its not personal, its strictly business.

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haha. possibly? looks like it

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But you gotta play that music for who's listening
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thats definitely ryan though
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its not personal, its strictly business.

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but hes gone now.
do u know where i can find a decently priced pomeranian puppy?
ha, no, but im serious :/

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But you gotta play that music for who's listening
You got to have someone you wanna sing it to

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see you tonight Ryan.

any previews on the setlist?
"Just close your eyes and think of me"

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active eh??????
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its not personal, its strictly business.

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case of natty light: 11.50
being corrected by ryan adams: priceless
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its not personal, its strictly business.

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ha, i love those mastercard commercials

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But you gotta play that music for who's listening
You got to have someone you wanna sing it to

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Strange.
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Put on your glasses and be a nerdy girl...

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If I looked like her I really don't think i'd give a crap what anyone said about me. The world of magazines is so far removed from reality, it causes me nausea.


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The physicist Werner Heisenberg declared that the universe is made of music, not of matter.

Re: Ryan comments on Jossip regarding Jessica Joffe

  • Author: al
  • 8/3/06 7:44:49 AM

I really like what Ryan said here.

(Everyone should put it to other people's haters).

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"let's get metaphysical"

Re: Ryan comments on Jossip regarding Jessica Joffe

  • Author: Em
  • 8/3/06 10:23:31 AM

I think it's awesome that he commented. Those websites only make fun of Jessica Joffe because she's young, gorgeous, and successful.

Re: Ryan comments on Jossip regarding Jessica Joffe

Then how come they don't make fun of me?

Oh wait...I'm only one of those things.

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Re: Ryan comments on Jossip regarding Jessica Joffe

  • Author: Carrots
  • 8/3/06 10:29:29 AM

why are they even making fun of her? jealous.

i mean, she could eat a cheeseburger or 20, but she's totally adorable and has a good job. we should all be so lucky. ;)

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Re: Ryan comments on Jossip regarding Jessica Joffe

  • Author: AmyG
  • 8/3/06 10:43:10 AM

I'd love to see what the people who trash her look like. You got it, carrots..pure jealousy. She's absolutely adorable...I'd kill to look like that.

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  • Author: kimk
  • 8/3/06 11:23:57 AM

Good for you Ryan. You have to stick up for your friends. These kind of web sites love to try to tear people down.

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Fair play to Ryan, no need for this sort of thing.

Its a good job he didn't date Lindsay Lohan, cos if he had to defend her on any message board that slagged her off he'd never have time for anything else!


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"in fact...oh dear...feel a rant coming on."

Aww, I was expecting a much longer post than that for it to be considered a rant, stumbling! ;)

I'd never heard of Jessica Joffe until the postings on this board. Don't know much about her. She's freakin' cute though.

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I like what Ryan wrote.

Yeah, she's pretty. I saw her at the Bowery show.

RPG- You can get a puppy at any shelter.

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oh crap

gawker is mean.

http://www.gawker.com/search/joffe/bydate

August 32006
Ryan Adams Defends Jessica Joffe?

An interesting piece of babble just landed in our box. If we are to believe what we're reading, it's a letter from Observer staffer-cum-swan Jessica Joffe's concubine, lovable indie rock schizo Ryan Adams:

From: Jonathan Carter
Sent: 8/3/06
Subject: Hi Jessica, its Ryan Adams.

I am not sure if Jossip or Gawker started this b.s. tear down of JJ, but I think it is very unfair to attempt to humiliate someone so obviously "not-asking for this" kind of thing. It is just cruel and meaningless. It adds nothing to the world and only invites harm to people who do not want to be harmed. People do not deserve to be judged because of who they care for, and hard as it may seem to stomach, I have not seen much in the way of trying to lift people up on gawker or Jossip and think maybe the social agenda is on you, and gawker, so obviously obsessed with celebrity.
I have never met such a thoughtful, kind, patient, and decent person in my life as Jessica Joffe.

So what do we think? Real? Fake? The "Jonathan Carter" thing doesn't mean anything, really -- it's not like Ryan Adams would have a ryanadams@aol.com email address. Truthfully, the email is so disjointed, perfectly toeing the line of coherence, that we kind of want to believe it.

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Well he said it was him, so I suppose it was.
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"We were supposed to be the alt.country Nirvana. I guess I was supposed to hang myself with a banjo string."
-- Ryan Adams

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Schizo?

The letter was clear and to the point.

He makes them look like the scum they are.

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Money makes the monkey dance.....
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Nice job, Ry -

Keep putting all that positivity and beauty out there - and BTW - I listened to "France" @30 times yesterday! Can't wait to listen to it in a car today.
It's sooo good - congrats.

I

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FINALLY someone has the courage to stand up and defend those poor maligned Manhattan socialite models, and the underground publications where they disseminate their subversive ideas.

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waterboy you are just another snark

go away

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Touché. Sorry I failed to see the gravity of an obscure website taking the piss out of some mindless fashion magazine.

Re: Ryan comments on Jossip regarding Jessica Joffe

  • Author: rachey
  • 8/3/06 6:21:25 PM

Waterboy, it's pretty dumb to misrepresent what someone (in this case, Ryan) does in order to knock it more easily.

Ryan is absolutely right to speak against this horrible culture we have in which it's fine to tear down whoever we like, to make personal comments about people we have never met.

Yeah, it's just a website, but every such comment contributes to making our society an increasingly unfriendly place.

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  • Author: ISPY2
  • 8/3/06 6:32:19 PM

Gawker is often the slime capital of the Internet
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"I usually try to do the thing
furthest from the last thing... I don't think I should slow down until it's time to, then I can always go back to my old songs." Ryan Adams

"...But then, as with any Ryan Adams album, there are songs that won't just break your heart but render it useless for anything ever again, ..."

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I love douchebags. If I owned a sign company, I'd make that sign.

Re: Ryan comments on Jossip regarding Jessica Joffe

  • Author: Quincy
  • 8/3/06 7:06:14 PM

I've always wanted to know, what the sod is an also-ran?

http://myspace.com/quince_tree

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Ryan should stop reacting to these bozos. It just excites them more. just ignore.


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Re: Ryan comments on Jossip regarding Jessica Joffe

I am kinda wondering if Ryan found that magnetic chess set yet or not.


Re: Ryan comments on Jossip regarding Jessica Joffe

  • Author: Em
  • 8/3/06 7:09:09 PM

Unfortunately Gawker was making fun of Jessica Joffe before her name was linked with Ryan, I think. And if someone made fun of me just for the sake of being mean, I'd want someone to stand up for me too. Good for you, Ryan. I think it's sweet.

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but that's what these people are looking for. apparently some people just want to get a reaction. that's probably why those a-holes turn up at gigs too. they want a reaction.


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“You must bear a chaos inside you to give birth to a dancing star.”
(Nietzsche)

Re: Ryan comments on Jossip regarding Jessica Joffe

Honestly, I fully respect Ryan for defending his girlfriend or whatever, but keep it in perspective. I don't recall anyone here freaking out & getting all sanctimonious when Ryan publicly took the piss out of Jeff Tweedy or Jack White or whatever. (But I expect you'll all draw some weird hair-splitting distinction to explain that away. Jeff Tweedy was asking for it by putting out his album for free on the web, while all JJ wants to do is innocently shill sweatshop shirts.)

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I do see your point, it's not like Ryan hasn't said mean things about other people in the past BUT the weird hair-splitting distinction is that it seems the sole purpose of jossip/gawker is to take the piss out of celebrities. I have checked out jossip a couple of times,and most of it seems to be tongue-in-cheek,but having looked at gawker for the first time...well, that site is just flat out mean. I think gawker crosses the line from taking the piss to being incredibly vicious.

Maybe ryan's comments will stir things up more, but it must be nice to have a friend/boyfriend who will enter a public forum to defend your honour.

Although Ryan does seem to spend WAY too much time checking out these tabloidy type of websites. It must be awful to have people slate you and your friends continuously, but I don't think participating in the debates helps things. I mean, it's not going to stop them writing these things - it's just providing them with more ammunition.

Then again, if those people said mean things about me, I'd probably get ragey and want to defend myself.

God, my posts are just like my life. They just go round in circles.

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  • Author: LK
  • 8/4/06 10:02:01 AM

Jossip are claiming that Ryan Adams has jinxed them! Nice work!

They also have a link back to this thread, describing this as "his website". And to think that there aren't even any posts bearing his name here now. Coincidence?
http://www.jossip.com/gossip/ryan-adams/

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But taking the piss out of celebrities can sometimes be good and funny...think of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Ali G, etc. Jossip's real shortcoming is that none of their jokes are funny or insightful, and their writing has a distinctly retarded air to it.

Re: Ryan comments on Jossip regarding Jessica Joffe

  • Author: al
  • 4/3/07 6:44:19 AM

"I was just gonna hit him but I'm gonna kill him now"

Re: Ryan comments on Jossip regarding Jessica Joffe

  • Author: al
  • 4/3/07 6:48:25 AM

Richard Price 'The Breaks'!

Great book!

Great comments from Ryan regarding these shitty websites.

We are better when we are creating things rather than tearing things down.















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